January 11, 2006

Snowballs in Hell

You might think this appears to be a lovely display celebrating winter and the traditional Christian holiday season.

You would be wrong.

This is an evil army of Satan's own snowmen.

Each of these suckers comes to life in song and movement. Some with a button, others with a sneeze or guffaw. It is only by the smallest of favors that my father did not start collecting these while I was young and still living at home. There are no favors anymore. He likes to turn them all on at once, stand back at an appropriate distance to take them all in, and watch these minions of Satan cavort in an animatronic bacchanal of pure and utter horror. Then he'll throw back his head and cackle with glee.

Posted by allison at January 11, 2006 04:49 PM

so while listening to the irreverent xmas on soma FM, they played the "i'm mister snow" song that the guy in the foreground sings. you BET i wanted to smack something.

Posted by: bro at January 11, 2006 08:03 PM
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