Week 36 of 1995

How do I take my nerdy, computer geek, upbringing and turn myself intoa swinging stud of the 00's?
Signed, geek mister

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

dear, allison how do i get to the euronet i am new to this
Signed, chris email me cblt23a@prodigy.com

Well, I certainly don't care. Do you?

Dear Allison,The cybersex chat service I've been using for the past fewmonths has recently started offering an associated video service. I'm worried though, do I really want to see thepeople I've been chatting with this whole time? Do you think you would do it?
Signed, Steamy Monitor

Well, I certainly don't care. Do you?

Dear Allison,Do you think God has an Internet account? Do you thinkGod is monitoring all our transmissions? How big is God'shard drive?
Signed, Questioning Soul

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I have a huge crush with somebody at work, I know it is just achildish crush of somebody I hardely know but every time she talks tome my heart flutters. How can I either stop myself from having acrush on somebody I hardely know or make her fall maddly in love withme?
Signed, Workus Lovus

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why are long term relationships never meant to last?};-(
Signed, Sadness

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Allison,The psychologist Abraham H.Maslow has an interesting theory about women:

The data from women's sexual responses to men that they regard as strong or weak are very pertinent here. For instance, women may be regarded in this context as having two conflicting impulses toward any male. The first impulse is to dominate him or at least to test him out to see if he can be dominated or used or pushed around. If he can be, then he may be used and useful but will not be looked up to and therefore will not be a suitable sexual partner. If this unconscious testing out of the male shows that he resists being dominated, or taken advantage of, and if he fights back, then he may not be liked in the same way as the weaker man, but he is more apt to be respected and therefore more sexually suitable. This paradigm can be used in many other of the interrelations between the strong and the weak generally. Probably ultimately we will have to solve the problem of masochism for this purpose also.

Would you agree with Maslow?
Signed, Curry Greg

Whatever, dude.

Hi, I'll make this brief... A woman's G-Spot myth or reality? And no cutesy copouts, ok?I need a map.
Signed, Willie Nurvous

Whatever, dude.

Hey there, Allison...I was just wondering why so many people seem to thinkthat my .ca extension means I from California.C'mon!!! I'm CANADIAN 'EH!!!!!!!
Signed, metalstorm (metalstorm@ohs.uwo.CA)

Whatever, dude.

Alliiison,OK. Where can i steal a hotWired mouse pad?Anxiously,
Signed, Mayonardo

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How come MUDDweller (mac telnet program) doesn't work with Club Wired?Do you need any Graphic Artists/Cyberpunk who do kick ass computer graphics?If not how about a date? If not a date how about a phone call? 801-652-5239If not a phone call....E-mail? jong@strata3d.comIf not E-mail....then you suck!
Signed, Jonny (Bored in Southern Utah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dear Allison, I am what you would call someone who is an outsider,I have very few Freinds who are real freinds the rest are just hangers on. I admit that I am a hopless Romantic ( and a bad speller )my probem is a bit of weight (not to over weight ), no one I have met will look past my appearance Why? and how do I convince that I am realy a nice person ????????
Signed, only the lonely

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are ideas created, or are they discovered?
Signed, Puff

Whatever, dude.

Dear Allison, i was wondering if you have any thoughts on the best way to anchor an 80 foot diamater parachute to four or five recreational vehicles arranged in a square sort of shape? this is for our burning man project, we are team WBL. we have quite a setup going on, and need a little advice. you being a woman of the world, i thought you might be able to help us with our knots.
Signed, caliban

Whatever, dude.