Official Rules

1. Your entry must be swank, stylish, or otherwise appropriate.

2. I decide who wins.

3. If you win, you get a prize. I decide what it is.

4. Even if you don't win, I'll probably link to your page anyway.

5. If you're related to me, or you work with me, you probably won't win.(Unless you're page is really, really good.)

Send your URLs to ask@hotwired.com

(Hint: If you put them in the form on the ask page, you won't win.)

Remember,

I want cocktails and velvet couches. Swashbuckling actors withbedroom eyes and long cigarettes. Silk velvet dresses, stockings withseams, full-length gloves, sparkling parties, and movie stars withfruit on their heads.

Be creative. You can think of something.