Week 44 of 1995
Dear allison,The other day I was sitting at work working, and I had a itchin my nose.I proceeded to start picking, and as I finallycame accross what was causing the ithch I looked up to see the CEO smilling at me. So I smiled back ( trying to hide the big booger hanging from my nose).The next day I was tranferred into another deparment.Now, I`ve been trying to get out of this department for a while now (I have to deal with people) My new job is dealing with just computers.So, I guess my question is this:Do you think they transferred me because I was caught picking my nose orbecause I am more qualified to this other line of work OR MAYBE BOTH?!?
Signed, BUSTED!!!d:-)I THINK?
BFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
I like your hair is it, uh, you know, "real"?
Signed, Jonathan
BFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
Why do I get the feeling that all you people at HotWired are so insufferably cool?
Signed, wattup
Well, I certainly don't care. Do you?
Hi, there are street lamps near my apt that flash out when I pass by them...different times of the night, nothing regular. Its very weird - have you ever heard of such a thing? (Honest, this really does happen!)
Signed, Paul J. Hershey
BFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
Dear Allison,Why are people such as blond haired beautys which will remain nameless so snotty? I think you should be able to answer that one with clarity.
Signed, Anonymous
BFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
I teach Junior High. What suggestions might you have for the following questions?1. Literacy is poor amongst my students, what might turn them on to reading?2. I would love to use the 'net'for class room activities,but no phones, no computers in class, etc. Any suggestionshow a poor teacher can get his classroom wired?
Signed, Brad Puckett
I haven't answered this question, but you can.
Allison, there is this female from workwho might come over and i was wonderingif i should try to have sexual intercourse with her. Do you think i should?
Signed, drunk and ready
BFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
Hi Allison,my friend?Why do women tast so good?It doesn't matter if the raw,medium or well done.Can u answer this?PS how do u taste?? DS
Signed, Hannibal the Cannibal
I haven't answered this question, but you can.
Dear Allison, I met her on AOL and want to go to New York, rent a plane fly her and her daughter around the Statue of Liberty. how can I convince her to go.
Signed, Flyboy
BFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
Why is it that I only date/go after married women?
Signed, Mr. No Single Affair
Well, I certainly don't care. Do you?
Dear Allison I love having sex with chickens but they keep peckingme in the navel. I can't give up chickens should I try Pumas?
Signed, Gibo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dear Allison,I like my best friend's brother. What can I do to get him?
Signed, lonely
BFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
My mother thinks I am so weird. She says: throw out this computer thing and get a life! What should I do about her? She can be really annoying.
Signed, Random Geek
Well, I certainly don't care. Do you?
Are you a different Allison? Or just a differentpicture? It's been a while since I was around here,but even to my ADDsy eyes something looks different.
Signed, john
I haven't answered this question, but you can.
What's your opinion of Rush Limbaugh? Bob Dole? Bill Clinton? Al Gore? The Macintosh?
Signed, The Opinionator
I haven't answered this question, but you can.
Dear Allison:At the bottom of the page I am reading (yours), itsays:The permanent location of this page is http://www.hotwired.com/ask/95/41/index5a.html".This is all fine and dandy, but, barring a photographic memory, how should I be able to access this page at a later date?Ever your prostrate servant,
Signed, Art
BFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
Hi Allison,
This isn't really a question, just a chance forsome good old-fashioned grovelling. The new portraitof you looks much more attractive (and, dare I sayit, less wimpy).
Yours in virtuality,
Signed, Jack Acid
Well, I certainly don't care. Do you?
Dear Allison, You da man! Do you play golf? Come to Boston and we can swank together. What do you think about Jack Kerouacs books? , "On the Road"? I think I love you. I am ready to commit. Be my Valentine
Signed, Looking for love or lost in loveland
I haven't answered this question, but you can.
Ali..... may I even call you that?I do not want my answer posted. I just want you toponder this one....I just have a fetish with peoplenamed allison or alison or allyson.......ali......Am I insane or is just that ali's are really cool?Can one even be attracted to a name?!?!?!?!?!This is has nothing to do with your name being ali,maybe it does....Only an Ali would know the answer!
Signed, Ali lover:)
I haven't answered this question, but you can.
Why does this page take so long to come up. Itsreally boring watching the grey netscape background.is the graphics all that necessary for the kindof talk that going around here. Its good but notthat good enough for me to wait for 2 whole minutes.So could you sort of send the text first and then sort of iteratively shove in the graphics
Signed, plessey
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
