COME ON DOWN TO BIG 'RAZY AL'S USED PAL LOT FOR THE SUPER SUMMER ANNIVERSARY SALE EXTRAVAGANZA!

This Friday and every Friday 'til the drinks run out or all the pals are sold!

(And remember, the more you drink, the better the deals!)

That's right! COME ON DOWN to BIG 'RAZY AL's USED PAL LOT where the wheelin' and dealin' wont stop 'til the liquor runs dry! Test Drive a Pal Today!

Think about it. You've always wanted a pal of your own.
Someone to pal around with, keep you warm at night,
buy you beers, hold your seat, loan you a quarter,
keep the waiter from clearing your plate,
and tell you that no, your ass does not look fat.

Who wouldn't want a pal all their own?

COME ON DOWN TO BIG 'RAZY AL'S TODAY!

Come on now. We all know you want your own 'razy pal
so dont delay, get one drunk, and take one home
TODAY!!!