October 12, 2006


I managed to convince MasterCard to reimburse me for my stolen iPod. I was 9 days over the limit for theft protection benefits. I appealed their denial, and along with receipts and police reports, I included some handy photos of my sliced up neck with stitches.

ER co-pay $75
Co-pay to remove stitches $20
Xanax to calm the f down $10
Therapy for PTSD $200
Photos of a nice girl with a knife wound to the neck: Priceless

Posted by allison at October 12, 2006 04:55 PM